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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

90sjamz:

Big and Loud | From Cats Don’t Dance  (1997)

  #oh hi childhood  
scarf weather. thanks, @sydneyloves2 !! #screenprintingfabulousness #its1234somewhere

scarf weather. thanks, @sydneyloves2 !! #screenprintingfabulousness #its1234somewhere

  #its1234somewhere    #screenprintingfabulousness  
your face is astounding

Anonymous

yes but is time fleeting? is madness taking it’s toll?

bless your kind, soft, wonderfully fuzzy face, anon.

anime eyes. #selfiesunday

anime eyes. #selfiesunday

  #selfiesunday  
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Song: Turn Down For Hwat
Artist: Hank Hill
Album: Hwat - Single
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docislegend:

dah! a hah! buh wah haw haw huh!

this 20 dollar phone case caused such a kerfluffle today in the accessories department of dillard’s because IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I PICKED OUT FOR MYSELF AND RUNG UP UNDER MY NAME?
listen you old biddies i know you’re super pissed that you can’t wear red lipstick to work and look as good as i do but you’re getting all the sales in the department anyway leaving me looking really stupid when i never make quota because all y’all trail around people like stray puppies until they either get fed up and leave or buy something stupid that they’re going to return later which will THEN go against your sales for that day
tl;dr i work with a bunch of territorial old sharks jealous of the fact that i’m not as bitter as they are yet also look at this bitchin’ phone case

this 20 dollar phone case caused such a kerfluffle today in the accessories department of dillard’s because IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I PICKED OUT FOR MYSELF AND RUNG UP UNDER MY NAME?

listen you old biddies i know you’re super pissed that you can’t wear red lipstick to work and look as good as i do but you’re getting all the sales in the department anyway leaving me looking really stupid when i never make quota because all y’all trail around people like stray puppies until they either get fed up and leave or buy something stupid that they’re going to return later which will THEN go against your sales for that day

tl;dr i work with a bunch of territorial old sharks jealous of the fact that i’m not as bitter as they are yet also look at this bitchin’ phone case

COOL gotta sleep with my hunting knife under my pillow tonight because one of my parents’ high school friends, high on meth, found our house via Facebook and made himself at home/invited his way in to “visit” for an hour tonight

…Stark? #sciencebros #ineedajarvis

…Stark? #sciencebros #ineedajarvis

  #sciencebros    #ineedajarvis